shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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