If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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