I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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