in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm just crazy horny about you
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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