Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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