I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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