OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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