Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
A bitchslap is in order.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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