Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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