you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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