He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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