i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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