i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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