It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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