do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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