when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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