well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
im holly from the hills drunk
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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