i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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