Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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