Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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