paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
