The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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