I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
