At least make sure they are 18
Why
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
