if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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