If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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