Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
ttyl tear gas
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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