the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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