It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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