and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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