Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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