It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I will pee on everything he values.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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