I hate all girls vehemently.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
false alarm, still single
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