i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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