Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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