Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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