butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
wat bout pragnant strippers??
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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