Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My hand turned me down
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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