READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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