ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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