I just cut my nipple shaving
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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