i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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