I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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