it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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