that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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