Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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