You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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