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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Dick very happy bro
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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