Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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