Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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