This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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